Funny phrases

-Be good with your children. They will choose your residence.

-There are three types of persons: those who can count and that not.

-The mariJuana causes amnesism and ... other things that I do not remember.

-Aggressive executive looks for ancient coins the face to divide them.

-There are students whom it upsets to go to the racetrack and to see that up to the horses they manage to finish his career.